And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9984 | 2014-06-29 15:54:45 | 51.73 | 95% |
| 9871 | 2014-06-22 12:42:37 | 54.85 | 91% |
| 9593 | 2014-06-08 10:46:07 | 56.41 | 94% |
| 9113 | 2014-05-18 13:16:25 | 57.61 | 96% |
| 8532 | 2014-04-21 16:22:14 | 51.99 | 95% |
| 8185 | 2014-04-04 16:33:36 | 53.84 | 95% |
| 8033 | 2014-03-30 11:25:18 | 54.08 | 93% |
| 7892 | 2014-03-24 17:07:00 | 56.45 | 93% |
| 7656 | 2014-03-17 17:26:23 | 52.64 | 93% |
| 7012 | 2014-02-17 17:06:26 | 55.62 | 96% |
| 6700 | 2014-02-04 18:15:19 | 52.71 | 92% |
| 6685 | 2014-02-04 16:58:21 | 50.58 | 91% |
| 5650 | 2013-12-30 10:17:07 | 53.96 | 94% |
| 5647 | 2013-12-30 10:13:07 | 54.82 | 96% |
| 4749 | 2013-11-15 12:19:22 | 49.10 | 94% |
| 4609 | 2013-11-08 12:28:06 | 46.02 | 90% |
| 4426 | 2013-10-26 13:36:30 | 47.04 | 94% |
| 3866 | 2013-09-18 11:08:14 | 47.37 | 94% |
| 3673 | 2013-08-29 12:48:48 | 51.20 | 97% |
| 3261 | 2013-07-25 13:03:40 | 43.49 | 92% |
| 2568 | 2013-06-28 12:46:14 | 42.72 | 91% |