And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 40895 | 2016-02-11 10:09:34 | 106.80 | 95% |
| 40738 | 2015-11-23 13:05:18 | 110.55 | 96% |
| 40076 | 2015-11-05 11:35:32 | 100.00 | 94% |
| 37800 | 2015-03-25 09:19:30 | 116.42 | 96% |
| 37472 | 2015-03-20 09:28:22 | 120.79 | 99% |
| 37449 | 2015-03-20 09:04:13 | 112.81 | 96% |
| 36968 | 2015-03-01 11:42:39 | 111.58 | 96% |
| 36875 | 2015-03-01 06:40:29 | 98.98 | 94% |
| 36563 | 2015-02-26 13:20:11 | 108.70 | 97% |
| 35900 | 2015-02-17 14:17:49 | 95.26 | 92% |
| 35554 | 2015-02-11 13:35:57 | 113.97 | 96% |
| 35115 | 2015-01-26 22:38:52 | 107.68 | 96% |
| 35012 | 2015-01-25 09:37:49 | 115.61 | 97% |
| 34843 | 2015-01-22 14:14:25 | 116.23 | 98% |
| 34119 | 2015-01-05 14:06:59 | 102.87 | 96% |
| 33817 | 2015-01-02 14:05:39 | 104.82 | 94% |
| 33173 | 2014-11-25 13:55:17 | 101.11 | 94% |
| 32590 | 2014-11-21 09:01:09 | 110.17 | 97% |
| 30493 | 2014-05-24 13:44:15 | 110.39 | 94% |
| 28908 | 2014-03-23 13:01:58 | 114.71 | 98% |
| 28063 | 2014-02-03 11:42:19 | 113.79 | 97% |
| 27625 | 2014-01-19 08:24:57 | 110.02 | 95% |
| 27299 | 2014-01-13 15:30:34 | 115.39 | 97% |
| 26750 | 2013-12-23 07:48:10 | 105.11 | 97% |
| 26599 | 2013-12-21 12:24:57 | 109.74 | 96% |
| 25774 | 2013-12-07 16:14:09 | 106.97 | 98% |
| 24834 | 2013-11-26 11:10:29 | 112.64 | 97% |
| 24342 | 2013-11-08 12:59:38 | 108.59 | 98% |
| 24295 | 2013-11-07 13:12:45 | 116.57 | 98% |
| 24054 | 2013-10-26 09:00:28 | 115.02 | 97% |
| 24033 | 2013-10-26 08:43:06 | 116.13 | 98% |
| 22388 | 2013-10-11 07:23:32 | 113.95 | 97% |
| 22335 | 2013-10-11 05:24:39 | 105.34 | 95% |
| 21964 | 2013-10-10 04:40:40 | 111.56 | 97% |
| 21141 | 2013-10-01 12:21:36 | 110.44 | 97% |
| 20207 | 2013-09-24 07:05:56 | 108.43 | 96% |
| 19517 | 2013-09-15 08:27:56 | 103.09 | 96% |
| 19017 | 2013-09-11 09:31:49 | 90.78 | 90% |
| 18774 | 2013-09-05 12:43:07 | 109.61 | 96% |
| 18424 | 2013-09-01 07:53:23 | 104.84 | 95% |
| 17703 | 2013-08-26 05:31:42 | 103.66 | 96% |
| 17615 | 2013-08-25 11:55:33 | 106.39 | 98% |
| 17588 | 2013-08-25 07:41:28 | 110.87 | 98% |
| 17046 | 2013-08-23 10:03:07 | 103.67 | 96% |
| 16959 | 2013-08-22 22:09:23 | 97.35 | 96% |
| 16463 | 2013-08-17 06:40:19 | 93.08 | 93% |
| 16193 | 2013-08-16 07:39:49 | 92.46 | 95% |
| 16009 | 2013-08-15 01:39:11 | 109.98 | 98% |
| 15663 | 2013-08-13 14:40:47 | 101.02 | 95% |
| 14738 | 2013-08-08 06:54:46 | 97.72 | 95% |
| 14246 | 2013-08-04 08:39:18 | 94.82 | 94% |
| 12920 | 2013-07-20 15:29:50 | 105.90 | 98% |
| 12617 | 2013-07-19 12:39:09 | 109.46 | 96% |
| 11544 | 2013-07-12 04:58:38 | 105.33 | 96% |
| 11201 | 2013-07-09 13:01:36 | 95.40 | 95% |
| 11048 | 2013-07-09 09:01:27 | 94.51 | 95% |
| 10910 | 2013-07-08 06:57:12 | 102.19 | 96% |
| 10704 | 2013-07-06 08:52:38 | 104.51 | 95% |
| 10442 | 2013-07-05 22:50:40 | 88.69 | 94% |
| 10044 | 2013-07-03 09:15:11 | 104.33 | 98% |
| 9976 | 2013-07-03 06:55:01 | 109.68 | 98% |
| 9961 | 2013-07-03 06:42:18 | 100.64 | 96% |
| 9552 | 2013-06-29 03:25:37 | 97.38 | 96% |
| 9475 | 2013-06-29 00:45:48 | 97.33 | 97% |
| 8664 | 2013-06-23 13:45:37 | 99.96 | 95% |
| 7754 | 2013-06-11 06:37:07 | 107.74 | 98% |
| 6658 | 2013-05-26 03:42:48 | 93.66 | 94% |
| 6584 | 2013-05-25 03:28:39 | 97.25 | 96% |
| 6569 | 2013-05-23 13:07:46 | 94.10 | 94% |
| 5940 | 2013-02-03 07:50:49 | 106.21 | 97% |
| 5189 | 2012-11-10 11:54:27 | 102.88 | 98% |
| 4773 | 2012-11-08 05:16:28 | 92.63 | 94% |
| 4231 | 2012-11-02 02:35:31 | 100.25 | 96% |
| 4057 | 2012-10-31 05:23:03 | 96.09 | 97% |
| 4040 | 2012-10-31 05:07:03 | 94.91 | 94% |
| 3732 | 2012-10-26 08:26:24 | 96.26 | 97% |
| 3182 | 2012-10-19 14:21:48 | 96.64 | 96% |
| 2767 | 2012-10-18 13:03:00 | 88.30 | 92% |
| 2710 | 2012-10-18 08:42:16 | 86.17 | 92% |
| 2613 | 2012-10-17 12:29:18 | 96.92 | 95% |
| 2054 | 2012-10-13 12:44:21 | 99.90 | 97% |
| 1453 | 2012-10-10 03:22:19 | 92.15 | 94% |
| 1350 | 2012-10-08 14:43:09 | 94.32 | 97% |
| 391 | 2012-10-01 00:18:33 | 93.03 | 96% |