And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13306 | 2017-05-01 04:27:59 | 108.93 | 98% |
| 13113 | 2017-04-13 19:32:01 | 107.13 | 97% |
| 12960 | 2017-03-20 21:26:19 | 110.28 | 98% |
| 11565 | 2016-12-24 00:05:57 | 95.86 | 95% |
| 10927 | 2016-11-04 21:06:49 | 99.36 | 99% |
| 10226 | 2016-08-13 04:43:53 | 97.00 | 94% |
| 10225 | 2016-08-13 04:42:42 | 102.76 | 95% |
| 9830 | 2016-07-28 21:16:50 | 107.96 | 98% |
| 8705 | 2016-05-31 22:46:33 | 101.04 | 97% |
| 8602 | 2016-05-27 21:29:23 | 97.50 | 95% |
| 8397 | 2016-05-23 02:52:56 | 98.32 | 95% |
| 8230 | 2016-05-18 03:03:10 | 91.84 | 95% |
| 7805 | 2016-05-05 06:42:24 | 111.42 | 98% |
| 7736 | 2016-05-03 03:37:41 | 92.85 | 97% |
| 7530 | 2016-04-28 11:20:49 | 101.69 | 97% |
| 6089 | 2016-03-24 11:15:50 | 102.84 | 97% |
| 5713 | 2016-03-17 18:11:26 | 96.25 | 97% |
| 5651 | 2016-03-14 21:53:11 | 89.75 | 94% |
| 5288 | 2016-03-05 20:19:42 | 96.91 | 96% |
| 4965 | 2016-03-03 13:22:34 | 104.31 | 97% |
| 4817 | 2016-03-03 06:46:45 | 104.92 | 98% |
| 4703 | 2016-02-27 19:55:37 | 89.98 | 93% |
| 3763 | 2016-02-05 19:37:31 | 97.40 | 99% |
| 3195 | 2016-01-23 20:43:00 | 88.92 | 94% |
| 2712 | 2016-01-19 00:09:49 | 94.77 | 97% |
| 589 | 2015-11-30 12:46:09 | 74.91 | 93% |
| 307 | 2015-11-21 00:13:15 | 73.63 | 94% |