And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 984 | 2011-12-14 13:16:55 | 66.98 | 94% |
| 903 | 2010-12-16 11:55:13 | 60.08 | |
| 703 | 2009-07-27 08:38:08 | 62.61 | |
| 357 | 2009-06-10 06:23:33 | 55.92 | |
| 32 | 2009-02-04 14:04:51 | 50.54 |