And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2299 | 2015-03-15 09:23:32 | 95.85 | 92% |
| 1956 | 2015-02-28 10:59:09 | 85.69 | 91% |
| 1890 | 2015-02-25 10:36:29 | 86.29 | 95% |
| 1848 | 2015-02-24 11:05:27 | 88.54 | 93% |
| 1789 | 2015-02-20 02:29:15 | 82.27 | 91% |
| 1580 | 2015-02-12 10:56:32 | 81.89 | 93% |
| 1528 | 2015-02-10 11:44:15 | 76.25 | 92% |
| 1382 | 2015-02-01 13:06:09 | 86.15 | 96% |
| 1262 | 2015-01-25 12:13:15 | 79.19 | 94% |
| 942 | 2015-01-13 03:16:43 | 71.78 | 94% |
| 894 | 2015-01-11 09:33:10 | 59.79 | 89% |
| 831 | 2015-01-11 04:55:01 | 70.07 | 91% |
| 660 | 2015-01-07 05:09:59 | 74.32 | 95% |