And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17680 | 2019-02-15 12:40:13 | 96.33 | 99% |
| 16552 | 2014-01-16 06:47:52 | 110.09 | 99% |
| 16019 | 2013-12-06 04:04:47 | 97.74 | 95% |
| 15745 | 2013-11-26 11:10:35 | 99.75 | 95% |
| 15678 | 2013-11-26 02:22:21 | 98.25 | 95% |
| 15466 | 2013-11-16 10:29:30 | 101.47 | 98% |
| 15092 | 2013-10-29 03:42:11 | 100.95 | 97% |
| 14675 | 2013-10-11 06:57:54 | 97.33 | 96% |
| 14233 | 2013-09-17 01:27:51 | 92.07 | 95% |
| 13132 | 2013-08-15 03:33:38 | 91.93 | 95% |
| 12841 | 2013-08-08 09:18:25 | 94.60 | 94% |
| 12504 | 2013-07-29 01:27:16 | 94.47 | 98% |
| 12396 | 2013-07-25 07:07:01 | 89.91 | 98% |
| 11281 | 2013-05-30 04:25:01 | 90.31 | 98% |
| 10762 | 2012-12-27 01:34:28 | 89.80 | 95% |
| 10235 | 2012-10-24 01:24:47 | 89.35 | 94% |
| 10207 | 2012-10-23 14:33:51 | 89.77 | 95% |
| 10167 | 2012-10-18 01:36:51 | 89.75 | 96% |
| 9761 | 2012-09-26 07:19:53 | 86.98 | 94% |
| 8284 | 2012-08-25 13:49:55 | 79.40 | 94% |
| 7810 | 2012-08-17 03:20:47 | 92.99 | 97% |
| 5503 | 2011-02-09 06:39:27 | 82.97 | |
| 4413 | 2010-07-31 06:50:21 | 91.72 | |
| 4269 | 2010-07-27 11:04:45 | 88.84 | |
| 4097 | 2010-07-22 11:49:44 | 85.12 | |
| 3439 | 2010-07-02 16:20:19 | 82.52 | |
| 3290 | 2010-06-30 15:41:50 | 71.87 | |
| 2787 | 2010-06-17 15:33:27 | 71.58 | |
| 2710 | 2010-06-16 04:43:41 | 82.55 | |
| 2434 | 2010-06-04 02:26:30 | 80.98 | |
| 2399 | 2010-06-03 07:03:26 | 83.84 | |
| 2295 | 2010-01-13 05:35:12 | 87.47 | |
| 2273 | 2010-01-12 06:31:54 | 77.48 | |
| 1957 | 2009-09-07 03:22:31 | 76.11 | |
| 1921 | 2009-08-30 09:28:50 | 72.31 | |
| 1700 | 2009-08-12 17:51:06 | 67.22 | |
| 1075 | 2009-07-03 10:12:21 | 68.65 | |
| 1068 | 2009-07-01 17:30:32 | 68.50 |