And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4077 | 2017-03-24 17:10:32 | 97.80 | 91% |
| 3973 | 2016-12-09 04:19:32 | 99.80 | 94% |
| 3899 | 2016-10-17 05:01:55 | 101.98 | 97% |
| 3630 | 2015-07-03 10:01:05 | 99.44 | 92% |
| 3600 | 2015-07-01 09:01:59 | 95.99 | 96% |
| 3546 | 2015-06-29 16:16:50 | 91.89 | 92% |
| 3540 | 2015-06-28 14:55:12 | 101.42 | 97% |
| 2643 | 2014-03-11 06:23:44 | 99.33 | 94% |
| 2297 | 2013-11-25 03:22:55 | 85.66 | 90% |
| 1754 | 2013-10-17 00:53:10 | 83.49 | 93% |
| 711 | 2013-08-20 06:06:29 | 71.52 | 91% |
| 262 | 2013-08-14 07:19:28 | 81.84 | 92% |