And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6384 | 2014-10-14 21:14:40 | 84.94 | 91% |
| 5886 | 2014-05-05 12:57:06 | 74.47 | 91% |
| 5068 | 2014-04-18 15:38:22 | 69.29 | 91% |
| 4878 | 2014-04-17 05:55:12 | 80.82 | 95% |
| 4584 | 2014-04-14 06:18:26 | 76.57 | 91% |
| 4517 | 2014-04-13 11:41:31 | 74.73 | 88% |
| 4447 | 2014-04-13 05:28:51 | 85.18 | 94% |
| 946 | 2012-10-26 15:10:39 | 85.35 | 96% |
| 851 | 2012-10-23 09:42:37 | 74.11 | 92% |
| 730 | 2012-10-16 11:09:38 | 69.63 | 92% |
| 493 | 2012-10-03 08:39:05 | 76.92 | 95% |
| 141 | 2012-07-10 13:11:41 | 66.17 | 90% |
| 50 | 2012-03-31 16:36:42 | 74.42 | 95% |