And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2934 | 2013-04-11 00:44:22 | 68.07 | 90% |
| 2388 | 2012-08-29 20:00:45 | 66.22 | 91% |
| 2253 | 2012-08-20 23:10:35 | 67.02 | 90% |
| 2247 | 2012-08-20 01:19:20 | 57.60 | 87% |
| 2093 | 2011-07-09 23:07:40 | 59.68 | 89% |
| 2079 | 2011-07-07 19:50:00 | 63.61 | 90% |
| 1408 | 2009-09-19 05:43:10 | 60.85 | |
| 1145 | 2009-08-31 08:11:21 | 42.87 | |
| 1135 | 2009-08-31 07:52:53 | 46.58 | |
| 722 | 2009-08-10 18:09:29 | 40.21 | |
| 571 | 2009-08-08 08:00:36 | 48.55 |