And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2850 | 2019-06-03 09:20:23 | 89.70 | 97% |
| 2659 | 2018-07-13 05:12:15 | 85.36 | 96% |
| 2602 | 2018-04-09 10:14:47 | 87.61 | 97% |
| 1650 | 2017-02-07 02:48:17 | 89.25 | 95% |
| 1624 | 2017-01-12 03:56:23 | 93.30 | 97% |
| 1142 | 2015-10-24 03:05:53 | 72.59 | 92% |
| 809 | 2015-05-08 06:48:19 | 84.73 | 95% |
| 752 | 2015-03-26 05:26:33 | 80.52 | 94% |
| 661 | 2015-02-25 08:50:47 | 80.55 | 95% |
| 511 | 2014-12-11 09:31:39 | 81.50 | 93% |
| 453 | 2014-10-19 02:55:24 | 74.72 | 93% |
| 311 | 2014-05-11 03:41:55 | 79.77 | 95% |
| 156 | 2014-04-04 05:00:20 | 78.60 | 96% |
| 89 | 2014-03-17 15:12:14 | 78.53 | 94% |
| 72 | 2014-03-14 01:48:34 | 81.59 | 96% |