And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7774 | 2014-01-22 07:45:30 | 94.60 | 91% |
| 6751 | 2012-08-04 13:22:10 | 99.99 | 93% |
| 6100 | 2012-01-10 13:48:51 | 97.89 | 92% |
| 5821 | 2011-12-19 12:45:00 | 84.99 | 90% |
| 5650 | 2011-12-10 06:42:16 | 103.48 | 95% |
| 5581 | 2011-11-30 19:14:17 | 96.14 | 94% |
| 5342 | 2011-11-15 09:45:33 | 102.40 | 95% |
| 5152 | 2010-12-05 01:51:23 | 94.01 | |
| 5078 | 2010-12-04 04:40:36 | 85.89 | |
| 4427 | 2010-11-18 14:46:32 | 82.37 | |
| 3961 | 2010-11-06 11:30:34 | 90.57 | |
| 3850 | 2010-11-02 04:04:01 | 95.00 | |
| 3457 | 2010-09-30 18:07:01 | 85.92 | |
| 3166 | 2010-09-25 16:24:38 | 98.99 | |
| 3083 | 2010-09-20 08:04:47 | 92.03 | |
| 2195 | 2010-07-17 05:59:33 | 80.43 | |
| 1715 | 2010-05-16 06:28:41 | 76.80 | |
| 1480 | 2010-03-16 05:31:33 | 81.33 | |
| 894 | 2009-12-27 09:51:49 | 70.14 | |
| 387 | 2009-11-18 12:38:08 | 63.47 | |
| 170 | 2009-11-06 10:07:37 | 59.34 | |
| 42 | 2009-11-06 04:10:47 | 57.54 |