And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7738 | 2017-06-11 22:07:26 | 100.78 | 99% |
| 7380 | 2017-05-18 01:45:43 | 96.05 | 98% |
| 6495 | 2016-12-19 04:05:22 | 99.29 | 96% |
| 5547 | 2016-11-11 01:19:25 | 100.32 | 96% |
| 5419 | 2016-11-01 03:51:05 | 92.44 | 95% |
| 5287 | 2016-10-26 00:48:30 | 98.50 | 97% |
| 4293 | 2016-02-19 00:00:09 | 99.24 | 98% |
| 4271 | 2016-02-18 00:42:15 | 101.97 | 98% |
| 4148 | 2016-01-29 23:36:24 | 99.65 | 98% |
| 3746 | 2013-08-21 09:41:42 | 100.71 | 98% |
| 2926 | 2013-07-15 04:25:55 | 95.18 | 98% |
| 2291 | 2013-07-08 08:55:22 | 91.79 | 96% |
| 2253 | 2013-07-08 06:57:35 | 90.55 | 97% |
| 2220 | 2013-07-07 10:21:14 | 79.78 | 96% |
| 1419 | 2013-06-28 20:41:56 | 89.94 | 98% |
| 1176 | 2013-06-25 07:24:15 | 95.36 | 99% |
| 1046 | 2013-06-24 09:18:16 | 79.71 | 95% |
| 827 | 2013-06-23 09:55:13 | 84.98 | 97% |
| 417 | 2013-06-19 08:11:49 | 93.97 | 98% |