And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2629 | 2012-11-09 05:52:28 | 68.51 | 96% |
| 2614 | 2012-11-08 06:00:07 | 66.87 | 96% |
| 1833 | 2011-02-16 09:59:12 | 58.79 | |
| 1572 | 2010-09-29 02:30:59 | 57.71 | |
| 1350 | 2010-09-04 14:57:21 | 58.43 | |
| 1164 | 2010-07-01 13:43:30 | 59.06 | |
| 901 | 2010-05-13 16:56:28 | 56.23 | |
| 885 | 2010-05-10 16:24:23 | 55.33 | |
| 532 | 2010-01-24 11:10:23 | 48.84 |