And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3701 | 2011-01-26 21:17:39 | 53.77 | |
| 3312 | 2010-05-29 16:46:19 | 49.22 | |
| 3307 | 2010-05-29 16:37:38 | 42.28 | |
| 3172 | 2010-05-25 18:00:42 | 50.22 | |
| 3030 | 2010-05-22 12:59:51 | 49.42 | |
| 2684 | 2010-05-11 15:43:44 | 49.26 | |
| 1813 | 2010-04-05 22:49:48 | 49.07 | |
| 1755 | 2010-04-02 18:00:44 | 46.30 | |
| 1641 | 2010-03-30 23:27:30 | 51.25 | |
| 719 | 2009-12-04 21:50:01 | 52.22 | |
| 555 | 2009-11-24 15:29:51 | 43.09 | |
| 479 | 2009-11-20 00:24:06 | 52.48 | |
| 396 | 2009-11-17 17:47:55 | 43.27 |