And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3498 | 2012-10-23 20:09:25 | 97.33 | 96% |
| 3327 | 2011-08-31 15:06:00 | 115.72 | 96% |
| 3085 | 2009-07-29 10:55:04 | 91.42 | |
| 2974 | 2009-07-23 19:57:43 | 89.65 | |
| 2751 | 2009-07-16 11:39:27 | 90.23 | |
| 2647 | 2009-07-06 13:28:56 | 81.36 | |
| 2189 | 2009-06-15 11:09:55 | 85.36 | |
| 2170 | 2009-06-12 11:59:43 | 89.74 | |
| 2025 | 2009-06-05 07:03:51 | 98.96 | |
| 1949 | 2009-05-31 07:53:38 | 96.19 | |
| 1732 | 2009-03-31 17:49:17 | 83.46 | |
| 1535 | 2009-03-19 17:19:12 | 90.18 | |
| 1336 | 2009-03-13 09:35:00 | 90.33 | |
| 1036 | 2009-02-16 22:02:28 | 87.28 | |
| 793 | 2009-02-04 08:56:33 | 89.04 | |
| 445 | 2008-12-02 20:51:09 | 92.01 | |
| 251 | 2008-11-13 19:44:42 | 84.37 | |
| 199 | 2008-11-11 21:21:43 | 75.53 | |
| 96 | 2008-11-02 09:43:04 | 89.46 |