And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3804 | 2016-03-14 18:45:51 | 120.15 | 96% |
| 2740 | 2015-12-09 11:22:40 | 115.05 | 95% |
| 2573 | 2015-11-23 17:07:32 | 114.03 | 97% |
| 2191 | 2015-10-01 16:58:04 | 105.28 | 94% |
| 1947 | 2015-09-04 07:25:39 | 108.26 | 95% |
| 1610 | 2015-08-28 14:59:52 | 110.73 | 96% |
| 1478 | 2015-08-25 01:19:24 | 95.45 | 94% |
| 1357 | 2015-08-22 19:17:19 | 106.13 | 96% |