And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3421 | 2012-01-09 16:27:15 | 106.62 | 97% |
| 2830 | 2011-08-29 14:55:11 | 92.09 | 97% |
| 2754 | 2011-08-12 09:36:25 | 100.49 | 96% |
| 2568 | 2011-07-16 08:01:34 | 91.03 | 97% |
| 1517 | 2010-01-13 11:06:59 | 88.15 | |
| 1316 | 2009-12-17 11:22:48 | 88.03 | |
| 1105 | 2009-11-19 08:56:18 | 90.81 | |
| 1062 | 2009-10-30 07:04:34 | 91.67 | |
| 972 | 2009-06-23 09:21:12 | 86.35 |