And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6824 | 2016-09-06 04:20:31 | 104.32 | 97% |
| 5723 | 2012-11-08 23:30:33 | 108.02 | 98% |
| 5585 | 2012-11-01 02:30:26 | 107.68 | 98% |
| 5509 | 2012-10-31 02:08:42 | 97.96 | 98% |
| 3284 | 2011-04-19 20:09:30 | 93.14 | |
| 2527 | 2011-03-16 10:18:35 | 97.22 | |
| 2521 | 2011-03-16 10:12:28 | 102.33 | |
| 1987 | 2011-02-02 18:47:28 | 94.03 | |
| 1944 | 2011-02-02 01:52:33 | 97.69 | |
| 53 | 2010-12-12 08:13:15 | 57.04 |