And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7739 | 2011-10-06 17:56:04 | 111.32 | 93% |
| 7598 | 2011-08-04 15:17:10 | 114.03 | 94% |
| 7428 | 2011-06-08 18:07:08 | 112.83 | 94% |
| 7264 | 2011-05-26 13:42:45 | 118.72 | 96% |
| 7073 | 2011-05-19 20:36:36 | 108.50 | 92% |
| 6723 | 2011-05-11 14:47:55 | 109.67 | 95% |
| 5876 | 2011-04-29 15:07:39 | 119.84 | |
| 3919 | 2011-03-17 13:46:48 | 118.17 | |
| 3791 | 2011-03-16 13:45:59 | 111.77 | |
| 3700 | 2011-03-15 15:47:14 | 106.97 | |
| 3336 | 2011-03-10 19:32:06 | 100.26 | |
| 3062 | 2011-03-09 14:44:35 | 112.52 | |
| 2462 | 2011-03-02 20:11:42 | 101.37 | |
| 1440 | 2011-02-22 19:15:24 | 109.28 | |
| 1433 | 2011-02-22 19:10:07 | 111.62 | |
| 959 | 2011-02-18 15:19:17 | 105.35 | |
| 912 | 2011-02-17 19:52:30 | 110.24 | |
| 134 | 2011-02-11 17:17:23 | 94.83 |