And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2216 | 2009-06-09 01:17:54 | 85.92 | |
| 1756 | 2009-04-25 03:19:56 | 75.41 | |
| 1425 | 2009-01-30 06:05:21 | 85.96 | |
| 1407 | 2009-01-30 05:30:36 | 83.63 | |
| 1360 | 2009-01-29 06:24:40 | 77.71 | |
| 1122 | 2009-01-19 05:00:24 | 77.61 | |
| 1092 | 2009-01-15 07:56:48 | 80.98 | |
| 885 | 2009-01-13 01:47:52 | 81.01 | |
| 846 | 2009-01-12 06:34:12 | 78.18 | |
| 393 | 2009-01-05 02:42:54 | 73.36 |