And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10428 | 2014-11-28 18:42:46 | 52.74 | 99% |
| 10366 | 2014-11-19 22:22:07 | 57.89 | 98% |
| 10256 | 2014-11-12 23:03:18 | 56.44 | 99% |
| 10192 | 2014-11-07 15:53:58 | 48.65 | 95% |
| 9742 | 2014-10-23 17:41:35 | 54.41 | 99% |
| 9633 | 2014-10-21 14:30:07 | 55.23 | 98% |
| 7945 | 2014-08-20 19:34:06 | 56.06 | 99% |
| 6990 | 2014-01-06 22:06:56 | 50.51 | 97% |
| 6632 | 2013-10-15 17:11:34 | 54.53 | 99% |
| 6275 | 2013-09-23 19:47:44 | 56.36 | 99% |
| 6128 | 2013-09-19 21:35:44 | 47.50 | 96% |
| 5672 | 2013-09-05 14:59:25 | 48.93 | 97% |
| 5103 | 2013-08-15 19:44:33 | 49.18 | 98% |
| 4543 | 2013-07-25 20:44:55 | 49.52 | 99% |
| 3291 | 2013-06-11 22:05:52 | 45.05 | 99% |