And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7297 | 2018-07-16 06:29:59 | 66.12 | 97% |
| 6994 | 2018-03-21 08:55:08 | 59.74 | 98% |
| 4021 | 2017-05-07 11:58:34 | 62.20 | 96% |
| 3339 | 2016-12-26 08:32:44 | 46.23 | 97% |
| 2746 | 2016-09-21 12:49:40 | 59.85 | 97% |
| 2600 | 2016-09-11 10:37:27 | 56.82 | 94% |
| 2327 | 2016-07-20 10:56:01 | 55.65 | 94% |
| 2215 | 2016-05-17 12:30:01 | 59.48 | 97% |
| 2013 | 2016-04-05 10:29:28 | 62.09 | 98% |
| 1657 | 2016-02-07 09:19:33 | 56.72 | 98% |
| 1243 | 2015-12-25 10:45:00 | 55.61 | 98% |