And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3166 | 2016-07-20 16:04:46 | 95.27 | 91% |
| 1733 | 2015-02-08 22:43:04 | 107.88 | 96% |
| 1708 | 2015-02-01 02:14:41 | 101.60 | 93% |
| 1372 | 2014-12-05 21:23:08 | 95.33 | 94% |
| 563 | 2014-07-22 19:29:28 | 105.50 | 97% |
| 97 | 2014-06-25 18:55:24 | 98.39 | 98% |
| 54 | 2014-06-24 17:25:05 | 91.79 | 94% |