And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2794 | 2014-01-04 15:32:14 | 102.04 | 98% |
| 2174 | 2013-10-20 19:50:34 | 89.87 | 93% |
| 1672 | 2013-09-23 17:41:49 | 99.32 | 99% |
| 1303 | 2013-09-14 10:50:15 | 93.08 | 97% |
| 1042 | 2013-09-01 20:42:32 | 87.79 | 94% |
| 1002 | 2013-09-01 02:28:55 | 90.12 | 95% |
| 917 | 2013-08-30 03:45:05 | 81.74 | 94% |
| 404 | 2013-05-31 23:45:18 | 88.61 | 96% |
| 160 | 2013-05-19 02:08:37 | 81.83 | 96% |