And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5073 | 2015-11-26 01:51:08 | 95.88 | 95% |
| 4729 | 2015-10-21 19:02:33 | 100.00 | 96% |
| 4330 | 2014-08-14 00:25:04 | 121.69 | 98% |
| 3915 | 2014-07-03 02:44:20 | 111.10 | 97% |
| 3631 | 2014-04-08 23:01:13 | 123.02 | 98% |
| 3277 | 2014-03-06 15:45:13 | 103.64 | 95% |
| 2953 | 2013-07-16 02:01:34 | 83.74 | 90% |
| 2913 | 2013-05-27 04:12:36 | 105.75 | 94% |
| 2453 | 2011-09-03 23:30:03 | 129.52 | 99% |
| 1889 | 2011-03-16 22:29:56 | 104.09 | |
| 1191 | 2010-12-03 18:31:02 | 114.40 | |
| 752 | 2010-07-16 00:09:16 | 105.94 | |
| 713 | 2010-07-13 22:19:02 | 101.62 | |
| 589 | 2010-06-15 16:51:54 | 95.89 | |
| 50 | 2009-12-16 23:17:42 | 95.96 |