And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8030 | 2016-04-05 03:54:08 | 72.48 | 94% |
| 7998 | 2016-03-29 04:20:06 | 81.00 | 99% |
| 7971 | 2016-03-13 08:08:52 | 84.55 | 99% |
| 7814 | 2016-02-18 05:00:42 | 83.92 | 98% |
| 7676 | 2016-01-28 03:23:57 | 84.06 | 98% |
| 7623 | 2016-01-26 07:15:57 | 78.48 | 95% |
| 6949 | 2015-12-17 12:06:10 | 83.42 | 97% |
| 6774 | 2015-12-03 14:14:53 | 76.50 | 97% |
| 6418 | 2015-10-26 08:10:14 | 81.55 | 98% |
| 6351 | 2015-10-23 12:42:57 | 73.81 | 96% |
| 5870 | 2015-10-08 12:23:53 | 79.82 | 98% |
| 5682 | 2015-10-02 18:17:26 | 80.14 | 99% |
| 5543 | 2015-09-29 10:16:01 | 80.48 | 98% |
| 5350 | 2015-09-25 01:17:23 | 71.25 | 96% |
| 4955 | 2015-09-16 07:56:31 | 68.11 | 96% |
| 4855 | 2015-09-13 10:21:31 | 72.54 | 97% |
| 4839 | 2015-09-13 06:18:41 | 74.49 | 95% |
| 4711 | 2015-09-09 16:55:49 | 72.32 | 96% |
| 4427 | 2015-09-05 10:16:23 | 71.78 | 97% |
| 2302 | 2015-08-11 13:54:47 | 58.90 | 94% |
| 1575 | 2015-08-03 04:13:20 | 62.97 | 96% |
| 25 | 2015-07-04 13:01:28 | 61.48 | 95% |