And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4968 | 2015-05-21 18:11:40 | 66.78 | 92% |
| 4906 | 2015-03-15 21:15:56 | 69.21 | 93% |
| 4560 | 2014-08-31 03:01:27 | 80.19 | 98% |
| 4482 | 2014-08-19 01:53:13 | 72.82 | 94% |
| 4141 | 2014-05-04 01:39:57 | 71.14 | 93% |
| 3696 | 2014-01-28 00:49:10 | 67.10 | 94% |
| 3378 | 2013-12-29 02:35:11 | 67.91 | 94% |
| 3003 | 2013-12-20 20:16:00 | 51.95 | 86% |
| 2705 | 2013-12-13 18:07:46 | 63.34 | 94% |
| 2090 | 2013-11-16 02:42:28 | 63.63 | 93% |
| 1453 | 2013-10-15 15:39:28 | 55.47 | 91% |
| 1038 | 2013-09-28 13:26:14 | 64.87 | 95% |
| 763 | 2013-06-17 12:35:51 | 55.50 | 88% |
| 651 | 2013-05-31 16:29:52 | 57.73 | 95% |
| 648 | 2013-05-31 16:26:02 | 53.00 | 90% |
| 634 | 2013-05-30 16:39:50 | 51.59 | 89% |
| 309 | 2012-04-21 12:45:09 | 51.75 | 91% |