And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5002 | 2021-09-17 10:22:40 | 106.32 | 99% |
| 4486 | 2018-05-05 13:43:58 | 111.23 | 98% |
| 3141 | 2016-09-03 12:34:39 | 95.08 | 94% |
| 2787 | 2016-07-19 14:33:29 | 106.77 | 98% |
| 2388 | 2016-06-20 13:51:12 | 104.04 | 94% |
| 1664 | 2016-04-16 12:50:31 | 99.81 | 95% |
| 1080 | 2016-02-28 13:14:30 | 95.63 | 94% |
| 92 | 2016-01-09 08:18:35 | 110.01 | 99% |