And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4222 | 2011-02-05 00:46:23 | 98.08 | |
| 3998 | 2011-02-03 05:03:22 | 116.00 | |
| 3967 | 2011-02-03 04:37:22 | 101.85 | |
| 3547 | 2011-01-05 15:49:47 | 103.65 | |
| 2169 | 2010-11-04 15:09:44 | 112.48 | |
| 1752 | 2010-10-24 00:15:38 | 98.16 | |
| 1040 | 2010-05-18 06:49:26 | 103.76 | |
| 525 | 2009-03-17 14:06:33 | 83.99 |