And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20703 | 2023-10-15 05:13:33 | 136.56 | 98.4% |
| 14456 | 2014-10-25 06:26:24 | 132.36 | 90% |
| 14062 | 2013-12-07 02:40:52 | 138.90 | 95% |
| 13334 | 2013-11-11 19:43:24 | 130.45 | 97% |
| 12415 | 2013-04-12 02:02:04 | 143.43 | 97% |
| 11747 | 2013-04-06 01:00:12 | 152.03 | 95% |
| 11271 | 2013-03-11 05:08:18 | 132.63 | 89% |
| 11126 | 2013-03-09 20:08:07 | 131.46 | 92% |
| 10326 | 2013-02-21 06:05:23 | 145.52 | 96% |
| 10211 | 2013-02-18 20:50:16 | 144.53 | 93% |
| 10168 | 2013-02-18 17:45:31 | 145.32 | 94% |
| 10051 | 2013-02-10 21:54:25 | 149.45 | 96% |
| 9783 | 2013-01-28 01:10:50 | 158.05 | 99% |
| 9704 | 2013-01-27 00:08:02 | 142.80 | 94% |
| 9135 | 2013-01-14 06:09:38 | 142.65 | 97% |
| 8231 | 2012-07-12 01:16:35 | 134.06 | 94% |
| 8099 | 2012-07-11 16:45:50 | 137.02 | 97% |
| 6948 | 2012-06-28 00:23:47 | 145.87 | 97% |
| 6552 | 2012-06-25 06:23:43 | 151.38 | 99% |
| 6260 | 2012-06-18 01:23:25 | 146.43 | 98% |
| 6099 | 2012-06-17 06:19:50 | 141.94 | 96% |
| 5610 | 2012-06-11 19:35:02 | 114.31 | 86% |
| 4865 | 2012-05-20 07:48:49 | 137.86 | 96% |
| 4057 | 2012-05-10 05:52:11 | 141.88 | 97% |
| 3476 | 2012-05-05 14:29:32 | 137.58 | 97% |
| 3318 | 2012-04-23 02:25:11 | 142.24 | 98% |
| 2720 | 2012-04-19 03:43:21 | 135.46 | 94% |
| 2488 | 2012-04-14 20:28:37 | 125.07 | 93% |
| 2131 | 2012-04-07 19:55:52 | 113.10 | 94% |
| 1041 | 2012-01-29 03:15:16 | 124.73 | 95% |
| 872 | 2012-01-26 03:23:43 | 120.86 | 93% |
| 346 | 2011-11-22 06:20:27 | 136.63 | 96% |
| 6 | 2010-12-24 20:10:24 | 110.92 |