And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3292 | 2012-10-15 06:40:30 | 84.08 | 98% |
| 2867 | 2011-05-16 15:00:45 | 93.38 | 98% |
| 2423 | 2011-03-10 07:27:02 | 92.73 | |
| 1684 | 2011-02-09 15:51:57 | 86.01 | |
| 1406 | 2011-02-06 05:56:49 | 75.19 | |
| 1148 | 2011-01-31 07:54:06 | 73.82 | |
| 809 | 2011-01-24 06:37:02 | 74.10 | |
| 385 | 2011-01-17 03:19:32 | 62.18 | |
| 148 | 2011-01-12 02:31:28 | 60.72 | |
| 47 | 2010-12-30 09:04:00 | 58.21 |