And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7943 | 2019-01-14 01:23:26 | 129.25 | 97% |
| 7479 | 2017-10-15 13:18:48 | 120.42 | 97% |
| 4779 | 2016-10-02 03:13:13 | 153.28 | 100% |
| 4398 | 2016-09-16 00:19:59 | 137.76 | 98% |
| 3722 | 2016-08-24 21:03:48 | 123.34 | 94% |
| 3291 | 2016-07-05 23:40:11 | 128.43 | 97% |
| 3238 | 2016-07-01 03:40:01 | 134.80 | 97% |
| 2771 | 2016-06-20 00:11:13 | 130.86 | 94% |
| 2213 | 2016-05-27 17:50:56 | 121.66 | 92% |
| 2005 | 2016-05-19 02:27:18 | 113.82 | 94% |
| 1361 | 2015-06-10 02:44:59 | 116.08 | 92% |
| 983 | 2015-05-04 01:02:00 | 131.42 | 96% |
| 901 | 2015-05-02 19:14:47 | 114.63 | 92% |
| 730 | 2015-04-25 01:06:28 | 112.48 | 93% |
| 572 | 2015-04-22 03:47:07 | 104.43 | 89% |
| 111 | 2015-04-09 00:57:12 | 104.11 | 91% |