And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2890 | 2014-10-21 14:41:58 | 52.37 | 97% |
| 2180 | 2014-09-15 14:27:10 | 57.94 | 94% |
| 1509 | 2014-08-30 19:48:08 | 57.40 | 94% |
| 805 | 2014-08-08 16:45:32 | 53.76 | 91% |
| 641 | 2014-08-04 15:13:02 | 57.22 | 95% |
| 442 | 2014-08-01 17:06:14 | 50.55 | 92% |
| 206 | 2014-07-28 22:02:26 | 56.61 | 97% |
| 70 | 2014-07-27 21:26:14 | 47.94 | 92% |