And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4267 | 2020-08-07 17:34:02 | 118.18 | 97% |
| 3207 | 2016-03-17 00:47:36 | 121.73 | 95% |
| 3038 | 2016-03-06 01:52:04 | 110.15 | 94% |
| 2816 | 2016-02-27 21:01:51 | 114.03 | 90% |
| 2772 | 2016-02-12 02:58:49 | 122.04 | 98% |
| 2593 | 2016-01-27 01:42:19 | 113.42 | 94% |
| 1836 | 2013-03-19 05:06:58 | 100.87 | 93% |
| 1663 | 2012-08-05 03:59:39 | 113.89 | 96% |
| 1644 | 2012-08-04 17:34:09 | 105.21 | 90% |
| 1438 | 2012-06-13 19:35:34 | 103.91 | 94% |
| 598 | 2012-03-03 18:38:57 | 99.34 | 93% |
| 274 | 2012-02-26 19:59:30 | 101.29 | 92% |