And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8426 | 2013-11-25 05:16:36 | 117.07 | 96% |
| 8355 | 2013-05-25 04:32:42 | 113.49 | 95% |
| 8111 | 2013-01-23 00:20:37 | 101.82 | 94% |
| 7617 | 2012-12-24 21:39:33 | 102.08 | 97% |
| 7487 | 2012-12-16 07:13:08 | 113.86 | 98% |
| 6589 | 2012-05-28 02:08:00 | 77.83 | 86% |
| 6190 | 2012-05-20 07:48:55 | 118.02 | 98% |
| 6153 | 2012-05-20 05:31:22 | 108.41 | 96% |
| 5494 | 2012-05-03 01:36:00 | 105.28 | 95% |
| 4959 | 2012-04-19 02:01:03 | 125.68 | 96% |
| 4293 | 2012-03-23 04:42:15 | 109.10 | 96% |
| 4237 | 2012-03-21 07:03:15 | 96.73 | 93% |
| 1546 | 2012-01-04 06:02:41 | 109.98 | 97% |
| 773 | 2011-12-28 06:57:30 | 105.50 | 96% |
| 363 | 2011-12-16 04:51:10 | 93.99 | 97% |
| 65 | 2011-12-12 09:10:41 | 97.38 | 94% |