And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6888 | 2017-09-24 14:23:21 | 95.09 | 98% |
| 4016 | 2011-03-19 07:36:18 | 95.89 | |
| 3648 | 2010-11-13 12:39:30 | 91.35 | |
| 3544 | 2010-08-16 05:51:58 | 99.48 | |
| 3093 | 2010-05-27 09:58:25 | 98.95 | |
| 2895 | 2010-05-17 20:19:49 | 89.95 | |
| 2889 | 2010-05-16 12:40:22 | 101.19 | |
| 2793 | 2010-05-08 17:53:56 | 82.49 | |
| 2486 | 2010-04-17 13:06:27 | 87.99 | |
| 2172 | 2010-03-29 10:47:58 | 87.25 | |
| 2141 | 2010-03-29 07:44:48 | 78.85 | |
| 1756 | 2010-03-05 01:11:01 | 76.19 | |
| 1604 | 2009-12-19 17:32:20 | 86.97 | |
| 1354 | 2009-11-24 14:42:15 | 85.70 | |
| 1032 | 2009-11-04 02:31:49 | 78.02 | |
| 879 | 2009-10-14 12:42:09 | 83.35 | |
| 276 | 2009-06-28 10:45:37 | 61.04 |