And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3774 | 2013-07-14 23:57:23 | 74.47 | 95% |
| 3515 | 2012-08-09 14:53:34 | 80.88 | 93% |
| 3104 | 2012-05-07 01:09:52 | 74.71 | 92% |
| 2876 | 2012-01-29 02:45:05 | 68.34 | 91% |
| 2683 | 2011-12-30 03:48:26 | 75.03 | 93% |
| 1853 | 2011-06-20 02:59:29 | 71.27 | 91% |
| 1595 | 2011-06-09 14:51:29 | 80.37 | 97% |
| 1378 | 2011-06-04 00:27:48 | 73.21 | 94% |
| 1217 | 2011-05-26 03:50:51 | 69.31 | 93% |
| 1212 | 2011-05-26 03:45:22 | 68.58 | 94% |
| 1033 | 2011-05-21 23:12:00 | 72.87 | 96% |
| 863 | 2011-05-16 03:10:47 | 71.76 | 97% |
| 574 | 2011-05-13 15:01:21 | 64.09 | 93% |