And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6471 | 2014-07-25 15:46:07 | 129.29 | 98% |
| 6078 | 2012-06-30 16:43:25 | 130.87 | 97% |
| 5620 | 2011-12-18 13:47:47 | 144.27 | 100% |
| 5396 | 2011-11-03 10:31:39 | 127.29 | 98% |
| 5135 | 2011-10-18 03:54:41 | 126.42 | 93% |
| 4949 | 2011-10-03 15:23:49 | 148.46 | 97% |
| 4751 | 2011-09-12 11:09:43 | 133.43 | 96% |
| 3666 | 2011-04-19 04:36:39 | 126.49 | |
| 2975 | 2011-02-04 12:20:22 | 121.27 | |
| 2961 | 2011-02-04 12:05:46 | 109.17 | |
| 2681 | 2011-01-24 05:02:49 | 118.02 | |
| 2292 | 2010-12-24 09:27:48 | 120.38 | |
| 2115 | 2010-12-15 13:43:37 | 126.46 | |
| 2060 | 2010-12-14 04:48:36 | 131.27 | |
| 1822 | 2010-12-02 02:28:42 | 117.44 | |
| 1784 | 2010-11-29 15:40:07 | 121.43 | |
| 1681 | 2010-11-26 16:11:46 | 117.10 | |
| 1235 | 2010-10-28 17:51:02 | 104.87 | |
| 778 | 2010-09-25 16:24:31 | 116.72 |