And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2848 | 2012-05-30 17:21:47 | 108.18 | 96% |
| 2806 | 2012-05-29 22:02:35 | 114.59 | 98% |
| 2385 | 2011-06-01 13:34:30 | 110.01 | 97% |
| 2283 | 2010-12-27 17:18:40 | 101.99 | |
| 2094 | 2010-10-16 17:04:28 | 106.57 | |
| 1915 | 2010-05-08 12:10:48 | 92.05 | |
| 1475 | 2010-01-24 15:58:17 | 94.21 | |
| 1396 | 2010-01-19 17:19:17 | 74.65 | |
| 873 | 2009-12-22 14:13:00 | 81.27 | |
| 670 | 2009-12-15 14:25:16 | 70.40 |