And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10590 | 2022-09-24 19:33:17 | 97.37 | 97% |
| 3857 | 2014-11-24 10:05:56 | 81.62 | 94% |
| 3742 | 2014-11-20 20:44:08 | 67.66 | 90% |
| 3578 | 2014-11-13 22:29:27 | 68.10 | 86% |
| 3451 | 2014-11-11 00:22:00 | 74.65 | 92% |
| 2637 | 2014-11-03 01:59:16 | 73.64 | 92% |
| 2480 | 2014-10-28 06:17:41 | 70.49 | 91% |
| 2467 | 2014-10-28 05:19:54 | 72.07 | 91% |
| 2292 | 2014-10-26 11:15:15 | 68.10 | 91% |
| 1364 | 2014-10-18 20:26:52 | 67.27 | 92% |
| 1295 | 2014-10-17 06:44:49 | 66.07 | 90% |
| 967 | 2014-10-12 04:10:46 | 67.58 | 91% |
| 658 | 2014-10-10 11:58:17 | 62.03 | 90% |
| 529 | 2014-10-08 10:57:54 | 64.23 | 91% |