And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3119 | 2016-06-21 11:09:55 | 114.05 | 95% |
| 2100 | 2015-12-18 01:42:55 | 101.63 | 92% |
| 1856 | 2015-12-06 16:00:04 | 112.97 | 95% |
| 1680 | 2015-12-04 10:46:47 | 98.86 | 94% |
| 1247 | 2014-12-06 03:13:41 | 107.86 | 96% |
| 782 | 2014-09-02 16:13:23 | 109.34 | 94% |
| 751 | 2014-08-31 20:32:15 | 117.85 | 98% |
| 322 | 2014-08-07 17:32:12 | 106.88 | 94% |
| 321 | 2014-08-07 17:26:05 | 118.01 | 96% |