And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3442 | 2016-03-14 00:18:35 | 97.25 | 90% |
| 3022 | 2014-10-14 19:39:45 | 92.42 | 84% |
| 2799 | 2014-09-03 23:10:06 | 112.08 | 94% |
| 2015 | 2014-06-24 11:33:20 | 96.81 | 88% |
| 1886 | 2014-06-18 17:37:01 | 93.81 | 92% |
| 1205 | 2014-06-02 19:55:45 | 91.30 | 92% |