And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9125 | 2014-11-18 10:58:11 | 100.65 | 97% |
| 8545 | 2014-02-03 05:39:07 | 79.62 | 94% |
| 8468 | 2014-01-26 15:32:08 | 80.05 | 95% |
| 8444 | 2014-01-26 08:59:20 | 81.75 | 94% |
| 8054 | 2013-12-04 10:56:44 | 87.57 | 96% |
| 8001 | 2013-10-23 06:06:08 | 88.08 | 95% |
| 7686 | 2013-08-03 05:51:50 | 80.06 | 96% |
| 7615 | 2013-07-30 16:34:27 | 74.76 | 93% |
| 7053 | 2013-06-05 05:23:02 | 77.92 | 93% |
| 6922 | 2013-05-30 05:58:52 | 87.59 | 96% |
| 6684 | 2013-05-13 11:13:20 | 73.22 | 91% |
| 6661 | 2013-05-10 11:11:25 | 77.93 | 93% |
| 6428 | 2013-05-01 17:01:07 | 69.19 | 90% |
| 5436 | 2013-02-25 06:18:57 | 83.01 | 97% |
| 4588 | 2012-12-07 02:39:21 | 75.51 | 95% |
| 4528 | 2012-12-05 11:49:52 | 73.59 | 91% |
| 4334 | 2012-11-27 04:59:11 | 73.93 | 92% |
| 4233 | 2012-11-21 13:49:25 | 70.92 | 91% |
| 3103 | 2012-09-15 16:21:51 | 81.11 | 97% |
| 2824 | 2012-09-04 11:04:55 | 71.10 | 90% |
| 2679 | 2012-08-30 04:58:36 | 62.29 | 88% |
| 2343 | 2012-08-22 05:16:57 | 65.32 | 90% |
| 2139 | 2012-08-14 11:29:27 | 64.62 | 91% |
| 1493 | 2012-07-24 11:08:50 | 63.40 | 92% |
| 1185 | 2012-07-10 06:05:34 | 65.58 | 92% |