And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1244 | 2015-01-17 22:02:13 | 98.04 | 98% |
| 830 | 2012-06-30 02:48:27 | 101.80 | 98% |
| 760 | 2011-06-03 22:09:12 | 106.28 | 99% |
| 678 | 2011-05-13 21:28:04 | 100.57 | 98% |
| 443 | 2011-04-19 23:12:47 | 87.73 | |
| 254 | 2011-03-27 22:16:17 | 102.34 | |
| 237 | 2011-03-26 06:31:15 | 93.26 | |
| 168 | 2011-03-15 05:25:11 | 99.09 |