And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9211 | 2016-12-27 20:17:54 | 85.20 | 98% |
| 9059 | 2016-12-25 00:42:11 | 80.07 | 96% |
| 8558 | 2016-12-14 23:00:57 | 79.55 | 97% |
| 8267 | 2016-12-10 01:02:49 | 81.42 | 97% |
| 7556 | 2016-11-23 23:19:44 | 85.21 | 98% |
| 7458 | 2016-11-18 04:32:17 | 76.95 | 96% |
| 6764 | 2015-12-10 21:56:55 | 75.92 | 94% |
| 6295 | 2015-10-19 03:07:19 | 74.38 | 95% |
| 5058 | 2015-09-09 23:31:45 | 79.51 | 97% |
| 5022 | 2015-09-09 20:49:34 | 73.09 | 97% |
| 4630 | 2015-08-31 21:08:14 | 77.92 | 98% |
| 3677 | 2015-06-21 04:29:10 | 78.62 | 98% |
| 3346 | 2015-01-02 19:17:33 | 70.90 | 98% |
| 3181 | 2014-10-22 23:06:03 | 68.45 | 97% |
| 3087 | 2014-10-07 20:02:19 | 70.09 | 95% |
| 2975 | 2014-09-20 01:09:34 | 69.43 | 95% |
| 2892 | 2014-09-16 18:08:38 | 67.67 | 98% |
| 2298 | 2014-07-31 22:20:20 | 74.04 | 98% |
| 1733 | 2014-07-07 02:47:44 | 68.23 | 98% |
| 1558 | 2014-07-03 22:27:49 | 65.21 | 96% |
| 1342 | 2014-06-26 22:23:39 | 66.05 | 94% |
| 553 | 2013-10-02 04:35:55 | 67.19 | 98% |
| 550 | 2013-10-02 04:31:27 | 65.43 | 96% |
| 396 | 2013-04-15 04:42:32 | 61.47 | 98% |
| 232 | 2013-04-13 01:55:45 | 65.51 | 98% |