And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3423 | 2011-07-13 17:02:40 | 104.22 | 96% |
| 3376 | 2011-07-13 00:06:46 | 109.11 | 98% |
| 3192 | 2011-03-03 14:25:30 | 106.69 | |
| 2869 | 2011-01-22 15:12:00 | 107.62 | |
| 2654 | 2010-12-28 19:15:09 | 107.08 | |
| 2213 | 2010-11-10 16:18:54 | 96.36 | |
| 1643 | 2010-06-10 12:33:40 | 99.09 | |
| 1445 | 2010-05-20 22:35:20 | 108.49 | |
| 1433 | 2010-05-19 23:00:42 | 93.94 | |
| 1404 | 2010-05-18 20:08:30 | 104.17 | |
| 1166 | 2010-04-27 20:23:36 | 100.01 | |
| 941 | 2010-03-15 18:30:29 | 98.16 | |
| 856 | 2010-02-02 22:52:23 | 102.24 | |
| 852 | 2010-02-02 22:48:12 | 98.38 | |
| 807 | 2010-01-17 15:56:45 | 92.09 | |
| 595 | 2009-12-07 13:52:56 | 91.19 | |
| 68 | 2009-11-23 19:03:53 | 82.98 |