And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9151 | 2021-01-17 23:51:59 | 107.29 | 97% |
| 5403 | 2018-06-10 20:17:38 | 97.41 | 98% |
| 4164 | 2015-09-12 01:48:52 | 85.75 | 93% |
| 3968 | 2015-05-31 04:14:52 | 89.87 | 92% |
| 1572 | 2014-05-12 01:00:07 | 68.73 | 90% |
| 1408 | 2014-05-08 00:22:17 | 82.52 | 94% |
| 1264 | 2014-04-29 00:34:19 | 69.57 | 90% |
| 657 | 2014-03-29 13:38:00 | 70.42 | 91% |
| 371 | 2014-03-22 04:21:34 | 62.51 | 90% |
| 252 | 2014-03-16 04:40:38 | 69.36 | 94% |