And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1940 | 2009-04-28 02:17:59 | 50.07 | |
| 1919 | 2009-04-27 02:25:21 | 50.16 | |
| 1428 | 2009-03-31 10:05:39 | 49.20 | |
| 1363 | 2009-03-30 10:06:04 | 48.70 | |
| 1322 | 2009-03-28 13:11:42 | 65.75 | |
| 1126 | 2009-03-23 08:15:07 | 50.62 | |
| 907 | 2009-03-19 13:20:01 | 43.87 | |
| 895 | 2009-03-19 12:58:20 | 47.65 | |
| 863 | 2009-03-16 12:38:41 | 51.23 | |
| 838 | 2009-03-16 06:07:52 | 53.94 | |
| 615 | 2009-03-14 09:19:54 | 50.67 | |
| 421 | 2009-03-09 11:24:07 | 43.66 | |
| 412 | 2009-03-09 11:01:52 | 43.75 | |
| 265 | 2009-03-07 09:39:56 | 50.01 | |
| 243 | 2009-03-07 07:13:30 | 53.04 |