And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3165 | 2012-09-07 17:41:21 | 111.86 | 94% |
| 3086 | 2012-08-29 21:13:40 | 137.71 | 98% |
| 3060 | 2012-08-29 18:34:09 | 135.24 | 98% |
| 2526 | 2012-05-25 16:39:13 | 128.35 | 97% |
| 2345 | 2012-05-14 17:01:31 | 142.07 | 98% |
| 1632 | 2012-05-07 20:20:45 | 138.49 | 99% |
| 1474 | 2012-05-06 11:18:26 | 120.04 | 96% |
| 674 | 2012-04-13 04:09:36 | 143.75 | 100% |
| 380 | 2012-04-10 03:08:54 | 126.17 | 97% |