And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5246 | 2016-12-07 16:33:57 | 71.47 | 94% |
| 5086 | 2016-07-06 12:08:27 | 73.73 | 94% |
| 4736 | 2016-05-22 12:48:06 | 70.54 | 96% |
| 2696 | 2015-06-30 08:18:25 | 51.24 | 87% |
| 2587 | 2015-06-22 08:23:00 | 53.88 | 88% |
| 462 | 2014-12-29 22:17:27 | 43.99 | 84% |